So I've gone digging through my archives, and I was just shocked at how many pictures I found that prove it! Boxers should clearly never be allowed around children. Why, just look at Bonsai and his skin-brother Deacon! He's preparing to snap at any minute.

Tyson may look little, but look at how he took down that human!

Remington likes to go for the straight-forward attack.


Maximus prefers the smothering attack.

Maggie Mae and Mulligan like getting a little appetizer before going in for the whole baby.

Obviously Jack decided he might want a little midnight snack.
Ranger is lulling his victim in with some Southern charm first before the attack.

You can just see the hunger lurking in Bubbles' eyes, can't you?

Brooklyn only eats babies on special occasions.

Ack, look out, BJ is already ready to taste that poor human!

Beauregard is taking his snack to go.

I hope this was as eye-opening for you as it was for me. I'm just shocked that so many of my fellow boxers would behave like this around children. Now you know the truth! I hope these poor little humans can someday get over the fear and terror that their boxer experiences must have caused.