Funny: Balls I mean Testicles

Scenario: My son is lounging in the family room. I'm on the couch and he sits in his chair. NAKED. Cause that is how he rolls. 


Mekhi approaches me on the couch pointing to himself.


Mekhi: Mommy, what is this? (pointing to his lower regions)
Me: Balls. ahem. I mean testicles. 
Mekhi: Testicles?
Me: Yes, testicles.
Mekhi: What are testicles for? 
Me: Blank Stare


after a beat


Me: Ask your father! 


He leaves the room and returns in his underwear.